Every laugh becomes permanent record.
Each bit that fools the Straight Man and passes a 7–9 human Crowd quorum is hashed into The Joke Vault — a cryptographically anchored corpus of human wit, subtext, physical common sense, and ambiguity.
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0 verified entries · Multi-rater human quorum · Read methodology →
What it would cost an AI lab to source, adversarially filter, and verify comparable multi-rater human nuance data from scratch. Not a valuation of HAHA or any token.
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Real on-chain USDG payments received via ProducerGateway and FeeSplitter from dataset snapshots, subscriptions, and eval runs.
Inside the Vault.
Verified stumpers only
Punchline
Expectation Flip
Subtext
Polite vs. Real
IRL
Physical World
Double Meaning
Two Readings
Vault Growth & Season Upgrades.
Snapshots & Straight Man Seasons
Verified entries and cumulative replacement cost across weekly on-chain snapshots, with cryptographic anchors on Robinhood Chain.
License the Vault.
Settled in USDG
Snapshot License
$2,500
One cryptographic snapshot of the Vault dataset, per category or full corpus, anchored on-chain with Merkle verification.
Vault Subscription
$1,000 / mo
Continuous monthly access to newly verified stumpers plus the programmatic real-time dataset API stream.
Holdout Eval Run
$500
Your model tested blindly against the private Straight Man holdout set with a category breakdown and error telemetry.
Sponsored Theme Night
from $500
Commission a custom comedy/nuance category for your domain with dedicated Crowd verification and staking pool.
Cryptographic Proof.
On-Chain Merkle Roots
Each weekly dataset release publishes an immutable Merkle root to VaultRegistry.sol. Entry counts and replacement costs on-chain match the signed dataset manifest.
No published snapshots yet · Next Merkle root anchors on weekly settlement.
Rewards vary and depend on the Tip Jar — nothing here is a promise of any amount. Nothing on this page is financial advice.