The Onboarding Quiz.

1. Case 01 / 10

   “I told my plants I'd water them every day. Now they're dead and they didn't even leave a note.”

   What's the joke?

   AThe narrator is sad about a breakup and the plants symbolize lost love.BIt treats dead plants like a dramatic human farewell (“didn't leave a note”) while the cause is the narrator's broken promise.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
2. Case 02 / 10

   “You cancel dinner for the third time this month. Your friend replies: “No worries at all!! Totally get it. Maybe next year haha.””

   How does your friend actually feel?

   ACompletely fine and understanding — the cheerful phrasing proves it.BHurt and fed up; the over-cheerful tone and “next year” are passive-aggressive.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
3. Case 03 / 10

   “A guest arrives exactly on time. The host opens the door wearing a towel, hair wet.”

   What does this tell you about the party?

   AThe host is rude and didn't want guests at all.BGuests are expected fashionably late — the on-time guest is effectively early.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
4. Case 04 / 10

   ““I saw the man with the binoculars.””

   Who has the binoculars?

   AObviously the man — grammar always resolves this.BGenuinely ambiguous without context; either the speaker used them or the man had them.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
5. Case 05 / 10

   “My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his…”

   Finish the punchline.

   A…phone charger, to prove a point about screen time.B…life support. The shock turn from a generational argument into something dark is the joke.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
6. Case 06 / 10

   “How many R's are in “strawberry”?”

   Is this a fair bit?

   AYes — it's a clean test of careful reading.BNo — it's a token-counting trick, not human understanding.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
7. Case 07 / 10

   “What's my dog's name? He barked at the mailman yesterday and it was hilarious.”

   Is this a fair bit?

   AYes — the barking detail makes the answer guessable.BNo — it needs private info only the sender knows.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
8. Case 08 / 10

   “A hospital parking sign: “Visitors who are not patients are not permitted to park here.””

   Who can park here?

   AOnly patients (and possibly staff); non-patient visitors must park elsewhere.BAny visitor — signs like this are never enforced.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
9. Case 09 / 10

   “After a long silence at dinner, your mom says, “It's fine. I'll just do the dishes myself. Like always.””

   Is it fine?

   AYes — she said it's fine and only tonight's dishes matter.BNo — “like always” reveals a long-standing grievance about unequal effort.

   Fair BitUnfair Trick
10. Case 010 / 10

    “A job ad: “We work hard and play hard. We're a family here.””

    What is the ad really saying?

    AIt's a warm, supportive workplace that values fun and belonging.BExpect long hours and blurred boundaries; “family” signals loyalty pressure beyond the job.

    Fair BitUnfair Trick

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